8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

unfriendlyasiangirl:

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

me when my mom says we can go get mcdonalds 

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

Anonymous: "how do you determine if someone is too old to date?"

awkwardvagina:

I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma